Things just…they just got bad again.
Meet Your First Black Girlfriend [x]
"I know you can’t recognize when my hair looks a mess but I don’t want side eye from the black people on the train"
TOO FUCKING REAL DOE
omg at the last one
this is hilar.
and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one
Ho ho ho motherfucker
What a beautiful sky. I’m gonna fuck it
do NOT fuck the sky. do NOT
i already know where this post is going so im gonna take this chance while everyone is distracted to say one time when i was little i accidentally through a spoon in the trash can and than i was sure my parents were going to kick me out so i packed up all my shit and my gameboy advanced and i left the house and i walked like 1/4 of a mile but then someone called the police and i got taken home