fuckyeahawesomehouses:

Farmville Inventor’s San Francisco Mansion

(Source: onekindesign.com)

obamasaur:

going to bed after watching a scary movie

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(Source: meowthed)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

(Source: beezinthetraps)